Shrek Super Slam (Nintendo GameCube, 2005) COMPLETE! Tested, Looks Good!
05 déc. 2016
Shrek
I was only 18 years old. I loved Shrek so much. I'd seen all the memes. I'd pray to Shrek every night, asking for something dank. My roommate walks in. He calls me a faggot. He hits me and sends me to go to sleep. I am crying now, and my face hurts. I feel a warmth moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek Super Slam. It whispers in my ear "Red Riding Hood is Banned". It grabs me with its powerful next-gen graphics and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Shrek Super Slam. it penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek Super Slam. Shrek Super Slam rumbles my controller with a powerful Ogre rumble and fills me with its love. My roommate walks in. Shrek Super Slam stares hims straight in the eye and says "Vote for us at EVO". Shrek Super Slam leaves through my window.
Shrek super Slam is Love. Shrek Super Slam is life.
Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon Nintendo Selects (Nintendo 3DS, 2016) Pre-Owned
15 nov. 2018
Great game held back by motion controls
It's got solid gameplay with great atmosphere, but some wonky motion controls keep it from being god-tier. Still, for this price, it's a steal.